Hall of Illustrious Fictional Lawyers

So the world thinks we're a bunch of soul-sucking, ambulance-chasing, pinstripe-wearing bastard people. Well, we've got something to say about that: We'll see you in court, pal! No, wait ... I mean ... uh ...

We can be nice too! Yeah ... that's it. Just look at all these inspiring legal folks. Sure, they're fictional, but they're also awesome.

Name: Esther Randolph Flavor of Lawyer: Federal Prosecutor Location: Trying To Get Those Damn Ducks To Line Up Famous Words: I can paint you either way on that witness stand. It’s really up to you. The helpless widow unwittingly drawn in by her husband’s killer or the shameless gold-digger seduced by money. Why She’s Awesome: Esther introduces Atlantic City to the revolutionary new concept that hacking someone’s skull open with a meat cleaver in response to a late shipment of booze is not an acceptable business practice. Too bad it doesn’t take.
Want a consult? Find her on Boardwalk Empire.

Name: Esther Randolph
Flavor of Lawyer: Federal Prosecutor
Location: Trying To Get Those Damn Ducks To Line Up

Famous Words: I can paint you either way on that witness stand. It’s really up to you. The helpless widow unwittingly drawn in by her husband’s killer or the shameless gold-digger seduced by money.

Why She’s Awesome: Esther introduces Atlantic City to the revolutionary new concept that hacking someone’s skull open with a meat cleaver in response to a late shipment of booze is not an acceptable business practice. Too bad it doesn’t take.

Want a consult? Find her on Boardwalk Empire.

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    She was awesome. Hope she gets those ducks lined up soon
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