Names: Clarence and William
Flavor of Lawyer: Romantically Apocalyptic
Location: The Brain of Vitaly S. Alexius
Famous Words: This is the third time this month you claim contemporary insanity!
Why They’re Awesome: The human race may have been wiped out by a nuclear holocaust, but still the wheel of justice grinds on. Except now the lawyers are mutated squid and crawfish. In suits. And given all the trouble they went to to evolve complex skeletal structures, I think we can let it slide if they occasionally misuse the terminology.
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