Name: Richard Fish
Flavor of Lawyer: Gold-digger
Location: Cage and Fish
Famous Words: Let me tell you something. I didn’t become a lawyer because I like the law. The law sucks. It’s boring, but it can also be used as a weapon. You want to bankrupt somebody? Cost him everything he’s worked for? Make his wife leave him? Even make his kids cry? Yeah, we can do that.
Why He’s Awesome: Richard knows that there’s nothing sexier than an older woman. The wattles. The 401Ks. The million dollar estates. The chronic heart conditions that could drop them at any time. Anyone else need a cigarette?
Want a consult? Find him on Ally McBeal.