Hall of Illustrious Fictional Lawyers

So the world thinks we're a bunch of soul-sucking, ambulance-chasing, pinstripe-wearing bastard people. Well, we've got something to say about that: We'll see you in court, pal! No, wait ... I mean ... uh ...

We can be nice too! Yeah ... that's it. Just look at all these inspiring legal folks. Sure, they're fictional, but they're also awesome.

Name: Jean Loring AKA Eclipso Flavor of Lawyer: Criminal Law Attorney Location: Ivy Town Famous Words: That’s a leading question, Ray. I reserve the right to answer it at a later date. Why She’s Awesome: Dating a superhero is never a good idea. When you’re not being abducted by weirdos in masks, you’re being killed off to give the hero a tragic backstory. Frankly, Jean is tired of that garbage. Because if you’re going to be a comic book stereotype, you might as well be a fun one - like the lawyer who goes nuts and starts murdering everyone. Right, Harvey?
Want a consult? Find her in The Atom comics.

Name: Jean Loring AKA Eclipso
Flavor of Lawyer: Criminal Law Attorney
Location: Ivy Town

Famous Words: That’s a leading question, Ray. I reserve the right to answer it at a later date.

Why She’s Awesome: Dating a superhero is never a good idea. When you’re not being abducted by weirdos in masks, you’re being killed off to give the hero a tragic backstory. Frankly, Jean is tired of that garbage. Because if you’re going to be a comic book stereotype, you might as well be a fun one - like the lawyer who goes nuts and starts murdering everyone. Right, Harvey?

Want a consult? Find her in The Atom comics.

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