Hall of Illustrious Fictional Lawyers

So the world thinks we're a bunch of soul-sucking, ambulance-chasing, pinstripe-wearing bastard people. Well, we've got something to say about that: We'll see you in court, pal! No, wait ... I mean ... uh ...

We can be nice too! Yeah ... that's it. Just look at all these inspiring legal folks. Sure, they're fictional, but they're also awesome.

Name: Stacy Warner  Flavor of Lawyer: General Counsel For Princeton-Plainsboro Location: Short Hills  Famous Words: As your lawyer, I can’t stop you from lying. I can’t even be in the room. But I would be remiss if I didn’t prep you to lie better. Why She’s Awesome: Usually being a medical proxy means respecting the wishes of the person you’re making life-and-death decisions for, but being a lawyer means manipulating power of attorney status to do whatever you want. So on balance, Stacy can’t really be blamed for having the muscles in her boyfriend’s leg removed against his express wishes. At least not any more than a shark can be blamed for snacking on adorable baby seals. It’s just her nature.
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Name: Stacy Warner
Flavor of Lawyer: General Counsel For Princeton-Plainsboro
Location: Short Hills

Famous Words: As your lawyer, I can’t stop you from lying. I can’t even be in the room. But I would be remiss if I didn’t prep you to lie better.

Why She’s Awesome: Usually being a medical proxy means respecting the wishes of the person you’re making life-and-death decisions for, but being a lawyer means manipulating power of attorney status to do whatever you want. So on balance, Stacy can’t really be blamed for having the muscles in her boyfriend’s leg removed against his express wishes. At least not any more than a shark can be blamed for snacking on adorable baby seals. It’s just her nature.

Want a consult? Find her on House.

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    Oh man, Stacy. I’d almost forgotten about her.
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