Hall of Illustrious Fictional Lawyers

So the world thinks we're a bunch of soul-sucking, ambulance-chasing, pinstripe-wearing bastard people. Well, we've got something to say about that: We'll see you in court, pal! No, wait ... I mean ... uh ...

We can be nice too! Yeah ... that's it. Just look at all these inspiring legal folks. Sure, they're fictional, but they're also awesome.

Name: Katie Lloyd  Flavor of Lawyer: Criminal Defense Attorney Location: Crane, Poole, & Schmidt  Famous Words: When I first laid eyes on him, I saw a beast. That may very well be what the jury saw. And perhaps still sees. But when I listened to him, when I talked to him, I got a glimpse of his humanity and, believe it or not, his gentility. I’d like to afford the jury that glimpse. I’d like them to see how deeply, deeply human this man is. Why She’s Awesome: Competence to stand trial is at least partly measured by the defendant’s ability to communicate with counsel and assist in his own defense. Katie is a brand new baby lawyer, so she’s not sure if spitting in your attorney’s face counts as communication. But it sure as hell counts as a battery, in which case, Katie’s client is lucky she didn’t spit on him right back. Want a consult? Find her on Boston Legal.

Name: Katie Lloyd
Flavor of Lawyer: Criminal Defense Attorney
Location: Crane, Poole, & Schmidt

Famous Words: When I first laid eyes on him, I saw a beast. That may very well be what the jury saw. And perhaps still sees. But when I listened to him, when I talked to him, I got a glimpse of his humanity and, believe it or not, his gentility. I’d like to afford the jury that glimpse. I’d like them to see how deeply, deeply human this man is.

Why She’s Awesome: Competence to stand trial is at least partly measured by the defendant’s ability to communicate with counsel and assist in his own defense. Katie is a brand new baby lawyer, so she’s not sure if spitting in your attorney’s face counts as communication. But it sure as hell counts as a battery, in which case, Katie’s client is lucky she didn’t spit on him right back.

Want a consult? Find her on Boston Legal.

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