Hall of Illustrious Fictional Lawyers

So the world thinks we're a bunch of soul-sucking, ambulance-chasing, pinstripe-wearing bastard people. Well, we've got something to say about that: We'll see you in court, pal! No, wait ... I mean ... uh ...

We can be nice too! Yeah ... that's it. Just look at all these inspiring legal folks. Sure, they're fictional, but they're also awesome.

Name: Cyrus Rose Flavor of Lawyer: Entertainment Attorney Location: Los Angeles Famous Words: I’m a lawyer. I do think a few moves ahead. Some of us can’t rely entirely on our looks, you know. Why He’s Awesome: The first thing Cyrus does when he meets a new person is give them a giant bear hug. Not to demonstrate affection but to pat them down and feel the thickness of their wallet. “Not enough!” refers to the amount of cash in that wallet versus the amount needed to retain him.Want a consult? Find him on Gossip Girl.

Name: Cyrus Rose
Flavor of Lawyer: Entertainment Attorney
Location: Los Angeles

Famous Words: I’m a lawyer. I do think a few moves ahead. Some of us can’t rely entirely on our looks, you know.

Why He’s Awesome: The first thing Cyrus does when he meets a new person is give them a giant bear hug. Not to demonstrate affection but to pat them down and feel the thickness of their wallet. “Not enough!” refers to the amount of cash in that wallet versus the amount needed to retain him.

Want a consult? Find him on Gossip Girl.

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