Name: Gordon Bombay
Flavor of Lawyer: Criminal Defense Attorney
Famous Words: I hate hockey, and I don’t like kids. Look, I’m sure this will be a real bonding experience. Maybe one day one of you will write a book about it in jail.
Why He’s Awesome: Hey! Be nice to the juvenile delinquents, Gordon. Those are your future clients you’re insulting. Plus a guy who’s still hung up on a peewee hockey game from twenty years ago doesn’t have much room to mock others.
Want a consult? Find him in The Mighty Ducks.