Hall of Illustrious Fictional Lawyers

So the world thinks we're a bunch of soul-sucking, ambulance-chasing, pinstripe-wearing bastard people. Well, we've got something to say about that: We'll see you in court, pal! No, wait ... I mean ... uh ...

We can be nice too! Yeah ... that's it. Just look at all these inspiring legal folks. Sure, they're fictional, but they're also awesome.

Name: Gordon Bombay Flavor of Lawyer: Criminal Defense Attorney Location: Minneapolis Famous Words: I hate hockey, and I don’t like kids. Look, I’m sure this will be a real bonding experience. Maybe one day one of you will write a book about it in jail.  Why He’s Awesome: Hey! Be nice to the juvenile delinquents, Gordon. Those are your future clients you’re insulting. Plus a guy who’s still hung up on a peewee hockey game from twenty years ago doesn’t have much room to mock others.Want a consult? Find him in The Mighty Ducks.

Name: Gordon Bombay
Flavor of Lawyer: Criminal Defense Attorney
Location: Minneapolis

Famous Words: I hate hockey, and I don’t like kids. Look, I’m sure this will be a real bonding experience. Maybe one day one of you will write a book about it in jail.

Why He’s Awesome: Hey! Be nice to the juvenile delinquents, Gordon. Those are your future clients you’re insulting. Plus a guy who’s still hung up on a peewee hockey game from twenty years ago doesn’t have much room to mock others.

Want a consult? Find him in The Mighty Ducks.

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    Typical disney movie. Dude who hates something what used to love and fall in love with it again. But this is good movie...
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